It's summer!

"Jagvar" (Jagvar) 07/07/2014 at 15:22 • Filed to: None

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Which means that, according to the media, our children are going to die in hot cars, we'll get brain-eating amoebas if we swim in a lake, and we'll be eaten by sharks if we swim in the ocean. Also, skin cancer, because sun. And killer bees, probably.

EL_ULY > Jagvar 07/07/2014 at 15:25

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shark week!!!!

crowmolly > Jagvar 07/07/2014 at 15:27

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Don't forget that grilled food will give you cancer.

Jagvar > crowmolly 07/07/2014 at 15:28

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Except kale. You can grill that shit all day.

Roberto G. > Jagvar 07/07/2014 at 15:30

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Don't forget gettin' smashed by an 18 wheeler... there is no limit to Providence!

The Compromiser > Jagvar 07/07/2014 at 16:10

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I heard shoes can cause scabies this year! Best to go barefoot.

Jagvar > The Compromiser 07/07/2014 at 16:11

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You speak the truth, sir.

Roundbadge > Jagvar 07/07/2014 at 16:23

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I actually died of brain-eating shark amoeba cancer in a hot car last week. Feeling much better now, though.